Well, it was my intention to get another podcast up last night, but a minor tragedy reared its ugly head in the Butter household. The future Mrs. Butter’s dog and best friend (who she almost certainly likes more than me) was attacked by two large, hyena-like beasts. Thankfully future Mrs. Butter (hereafter referred to simply as “FMB”) was not present to witness the horrifying incident. The two hyenas are owned by none other than FMB’s grandfather, although by default as they were strays that someone dumped on his front porch. FMB hates these dogs more than anything, and I affectionately refer to them as “the dingos”. Said dingos live a meager existence in FMB’s grandfather’s barn, likely surviving off of grubs and puddle water.
As it happened, the dingos rushed in attack upon spotting FMB’s 10 lb. Shih Tzu and actually got ahold of her in their evil jaws. Luckily FMB’s father (BFFIL) had a 2×4 in his hand at the time and proceeded to beat the dogs senseless. The Shih Tzu (which I like to call “Splinter” despite FMB’s prostestations) escaped death but not a few puncture holes in her side from said dingos. The dingos will now meet a fortunate demise and be burning in doggy hell by this afternoon.
A photo of the victim can be seen here.
Anyway, I’ve got all the content together, so I’ll try and get this podcast up tonight. I’m shooting to do two or three shows a week, but things should pick up a bit after busy season. Until then…