Here’s some random stuff I came across today in the office:
-Roger Federer has declared that he is “too sexy”. In a related announcement, Federer says he is taking over for Antonio Banderas as the host of “The How You Say? Ah, yes…Show.“
- Sotheby’s is selling Joe DiMaggio’s uniform from his rookie season in 1936. They say it could fetch upwards of $600,000. If anyone is interested, I still have my Stratham Green Team hat from my 1987 little league season. Experts say its value is nearly incalculable.
- A Japanese survey says money can partially buy happiness. In related news, accountants are the most miserable people on Earth.
- A Japanese stork has received a prosthetic beak after having the original tangled in wires. Butter wonders, “Why are there still one-legged people huffing it around in wheelchairs?”
- This just in: traffic causes a stress condition. Did we really need a study to tell us that? Couldn’t they have just ridden to work with me one day? I could have saved these idiots a lot of money.
- Costco has started selling arcades. This is freakin’ sweet. Now I can buy a
10 pound bag of rice, 5 gallons of Miracle Whip, and Space Invaders all at the same place.
- Some Miami football players apparently recorded a rap song that was degrading to women, causing the University to issue an official apology. Does anyone have that Harold Swanagan song that was floating around freshman year?
