Archive for January 16th, 2006

Big coke bust after routine stop at tunnel

January 16, 2006

Here’s a tip for all you aspiring drug dealers out there. If you’re driving 17 lbs. of cocaine from Florda to New York, make sure your plates aren’t expired and you have proof of ownership.

Ohio State Student Injured in Chimp Attack

January 16, 2006

The Guardian Unlimited is reporting that an Ohio State student was recently attacked by an 80 lb. chimpanzee. Experts say that the university made up a story about the chimp being a part of “Chimpanzee Center” founded at OSU in the early 80’s in attempt to obscure the reality that Sarah the Monkey was actually a student in A.J. Hawk’s Tuesday/Thursday AIDS awareness class.

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