When in Chicago a few weeks ago, Colin told me of his brothers’ brilliant plan to all grow mustaches for Thanksgiving to honor their well-known ’stache supporting father, Mr. Heffernan. Well, the dream finally came true in Cincinnati this past weekend, and here’s the proof:
Mr. Heffernan sports the classic ’stache to accompany the ‘deer in the headlights’ expression of bewilderment as he wonders, “Did my seed really produce these morons”?
They look fake don’t they? And the sepia picture tone brings to mind images of those 1920’s silent films when the devious criminal ties the fair maiden to the railroad tracks and then begins twirling his mustache in the camera. It’s possible that they just shot this picture and drew them in with a Sharpie pen. Colin looks especially dapper, although knowing his wife, I’m almost certain that she refused to be seen in public with him for the past month.
November 29, 2006 at 9:40 pm
Oh they were real, and they were spectacular.
December 1, 2006 at 1:33 pm
That’s a lot of mustaches! The picture is cool. Do you have a Sony camera? I like the sepia tone.
December 1, 2006 at 6:20 pm
i’ve never seen so many pornstars (or midwestern police officers) together in the same picture, that’s pretty cool.